- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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