- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What's 1+1? 69.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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