Your Mom The End.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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