- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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