What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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women's rights.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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