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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

The child was fired from his job.

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