- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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