What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

The child was fired from his job.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

If you have a stroke, call 000

Your're racist.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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