- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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