Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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