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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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