- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

How many light bulbs? 1

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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