- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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