There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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