Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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