A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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