- Anti Joke

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

I named my son ps2 controller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Racial equality.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS