- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A cat playing laser tag.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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