- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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