- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Democracy.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

What do we call Osama? Osama

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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