- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Knock Knock Who's there

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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