- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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