- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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