Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

One, two, three, four and five

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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