yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What page are you on The gay page.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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