- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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