Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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