- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

penis in the camel

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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