- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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