What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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