- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

roses are red poo is poo

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Your girlfriend.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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