- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Obama

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

knock knock? come in

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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