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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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