- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

u know whats a crime? rape

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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