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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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