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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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