What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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