What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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