- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Haha, I get it..

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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