- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Ms Leong Sux

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Women outside of the kitchen.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Nobody cares maddie!

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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