- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

roses are red poo is poo

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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