- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

can you touch your toes? no

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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