- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

You idiot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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