- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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