Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Women's rights

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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