Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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