- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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