A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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