How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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