Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How do five gay guys walk? 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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

rent a cops

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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