a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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