In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Cancer

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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