If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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jews

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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hi mom

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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