- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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