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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Whats cold and frozen? ice

irish man drinking john smiths

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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