- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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