- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

What if I told you.....potatoe

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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