Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Your mums a potato

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What stops a train? A missile

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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