- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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