- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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