Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A Chinese man fails a math test

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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