whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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haha

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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