- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why did you poop because you are a poop

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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