Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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