why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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