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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

kennah campion when she talks

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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