A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A guy walks into a bar

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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