your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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dallen loves penis

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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