- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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