- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Death by kayak

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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