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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

I don't get it

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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