A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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VITAMIN C!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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