- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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