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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

your a vagina says you, your a booby

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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