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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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