- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Beka has AIDS

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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