- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Will nearis is here! Get it

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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