If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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Women's rights.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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