You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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