- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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