Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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