Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Hail Hitler

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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