- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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