- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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