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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

justin beiber sucks

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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