- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.