- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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