- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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