- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

America

This is an anti-joke.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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