- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

HELLO EVERYONE

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

your mom was so fat that she died.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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