- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Urban ghettos

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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