- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Everybody will die

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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