- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Women deserve equal rights.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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