What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Take part of what?

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Sarah Palin.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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