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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

I like touching my boobs

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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