Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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