- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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