How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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