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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Where's my baby??

3021 North Broadway Avenue

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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