- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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