Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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