Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Knock Knock No solicitors

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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