- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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