- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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