- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Eric is gay Ha

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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