- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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