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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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