- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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