What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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