- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

bite me

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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