Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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