- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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