A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Oh, go away

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Black people stink of shite!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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