- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Oh, go away

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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