why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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