Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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