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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Indians

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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