Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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