- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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