- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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