- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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