- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

A guy at a baseball game....

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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