How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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