- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

ask me if im a door yes

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

salad days!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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