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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

i hate non minorities!

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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