What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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