How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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