Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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