Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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Your big dick.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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