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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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