Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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