A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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