- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

hard cheese

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Who wants water? I do.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

A women in the kitchen.

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