- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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