a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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the NAACP

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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