- Anti Joke

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".