What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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