What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

I had a submarine.... once

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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