A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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