- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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