Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

what is big and white? Your Mom

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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