What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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