- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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