What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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