- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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