Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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