- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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