what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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