Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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