- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

race-car = rac-ecar

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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