- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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