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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's brown an sticky Shit

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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