- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

I am quite mature.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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