what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

ask me if im a door yes

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

salad days!

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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