- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A guy at a baseball game....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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