Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Robin, get in the car!

Knock knock knock OCD

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

knock knock... ...no answer

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

whats white jizz

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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