What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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