a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Tunechi

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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