Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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why dont they make black forks

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Japan

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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