- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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