- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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