- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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