- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Rebecca Black's career.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

mexicans fishing

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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