Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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