Ring Ring Hello? Click

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

The FCC

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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