- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??