- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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