Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Obama = ebola

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

womens rights

i wonder who made this website? a human

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

LET

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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