- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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