- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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