your no better than a cockroach

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

You know what's cool? Yep.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Wait! hundred billions!

Want to hear a joke? No.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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