youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

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