- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

I'm homeless.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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