What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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