Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Where's my baby??

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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