If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Women's Rights

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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My jeans

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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