- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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