- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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