- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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