Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what kind of dog can tiptoe

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

womans rights...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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