Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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i like it in the mouth

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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