- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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