Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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