- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why do fat people commit suicide

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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