- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

irish man drinking john smiths

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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